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Once upon a time there has a young USED CAR SALESMAN named LONG JOHN . He was FERVENTLY MATING in the OBSESSED forest when he met IRON-CLAD STUBBY, a
run-away SIDELINE REPORTER from the VINYL-BOUND Queen JINN.
LONG JOHN could see that IRON-CLAD STUBBY was hungry so he reached into his CODPIECE and give him his ROUGH-HEWN COTTON CANDY. IRON-CLAD STUBBY was thankful for LONG JOHN 's COTTON CANDY, so he told LONG JOHN a very PSYCEDELIC story about Queen JINN's daughter JENNFIER. How her mother, the VINYL-BOUND Queen JINN, kept her locked away in a TURKISH BATH protected by a gigantic SNAKE, because JENNFIER was so LUST-FILLED.
LONG JOHN FINISHED. He vowed to IRON-CLAD STUBBY the SIDELINE REPORTER that he would save the LUST-FILLED JENNFIER. He would RELIEVE the SNAKE, and take JENNFIER far away from her evil mother, the VINYL-BOUND Queen JINN, and CONFUSE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ENORMOUS GEYSER and IRON-CLAD STUBBY the SIDELINE REPORTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SNAKE from his story. VINYL-BOUND Queen JINN SLITHERED out from behind a BILLBOARD and struck LONG JOHN dead. In the far off TURKISH BATH you could hear a CHEER.
THE END.
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Once upon a time there has a young WOMEN'S SHOE SALESMAN named BOBBY BRADY. He was CONSPICUOUSLY SKULKING in the TV LAND forest when he met LUST-FILLED DANNY PARTRIDGE, a run-away CARNIVAL ROUSTABOUT from the HOMOEROTIC Queen ALICE.
BOBBY BRADY could see that LUST-FILLED DANNY PARTRIDGE was hungry so he reached into his LUNCH BAG and give him his TASTY SCOOBY SNAX. LUST-FILLED DANNY PARTRIDGE was thankful for BOBBY BRADY's SCOOBY SNAX, so he told BOBBY BRADY a very BLUE story about Queen ALICE's daughter LAURIE. How her mother, the HOMOEROTIC Queen ALICE, kept
her locked away in a BROOM CLOSET protected by a gigantic MONKEY, because LAURIE was so SUBSERVIENT.
BOBBY BRADY SWALLOWED. He vowed to LUST-FILLED DANNY PARTRIDGE the CARNIVAL ROUSTABOUT that he would save the SUBSERVIENT LAURIE. He would SPANK the MONKEY, and take LAURIE far away from her evil mother, the HOMOEROTIC Queen ALICE, and SOOTHE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ANALLY FIXATED BREAKING WIND and LUST-FILLED DANNY PARTRIDGE the CARNIVAL ROUSTABOUT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONKEY from his story. HOMOEROTIC Queen ALICE LUMBERED out from behind a KITCHEN COUNTER and struck BOBBY BRADY dead. In the far off BROOM CLOSET you could hear a SIGH.
THE END
