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Thursday, July 17, 2003

Joanie Loves Tchotchkes

Drat, somebody beat me to the idea mill with this one....

Joanie Loves Tchotchkes

Maybe I can come up with something about an alien crash landing in 1950's Milwaukee and moving to 1970's Denver.....


Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Songs Running Through My Head


We Close Our Eyes (Go West)
Call Me (Go West)
Europa and the Pirate Twins (Thomas Dolby)

I'm Just Wondering....

If idle hands are the devil's workshop, does that extend to other body parts as well?

Monday, July 14, 2003

Just to Make A Point

A group of girlfriends went on a vacation and they see a five story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.

"We have five floors ... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. But once you go past a floor you cannot return..."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor.

On this floor the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women". This was good but there were still two more floors.

On the fourth floor, where the sign said "All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, they are also single, rich and straight". The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer.

When the women reach the fifth floor, the sign reads "There are no men here". This floor was built to only prove that it is impossible to please women".