Pot? This is the Kettle. Thou art Black.
You are probably too obsessed with comic books when....
... your weekly comic pile is taller than your nightstand.
... you spend more on collecting supplies than you do on personal hygiene products.
... every time you enter the door to your home, you shout "Titans Together!"
... you don't notice your girlfriend has left you until you try to compare her to Rogue.
... you don't notice your boyfriend has left you until you try to compare him to Cyclops.
... you insist that all your relatives address your mail "Let's Rap with Cap!" in care of your mailing address.
... you have a room in your home called "The Holy Shrine" and another called "The Holy Shrine Annex".
... The DMV refuses your request to add more spaces to license plates so you can spell out "Wolverine".
... your landlord refuses to take a mint copy of The Incredible Hulk #181 as payment for the back rent you owe him.
... your ex-wife refuses to take a mint copy of Amazing Spider-man #129 as an alimony payment.
... for the fifth Halloween in a row you go out dressed as Death despite going through childbirth and gaining 60 pounds.
... you forgot to file your income taxes because you were too busy writing a critique of the "Daredevil - The Movie" and its' comic adaptation.
... your still wear your Batman Underoos at age 45.
... you write to DC Comics asking them to give Superman a "beer gut".
... you start a letter writing campaign demanding Marvel Comics give Thor a mullet.
... you go out collecting aluminum cans for money to buy more comics.
... you sell plasma for more money to buy comics.
... you've written fanfic that features characters from 12 or more different comic companies.
... you've written fanfic that features 12 or more characters from underground/alternative/independent comics.
... you've written fanfic that turns underground/alternative characters in to mutants.
... you want to beat the writer of this list senseless.
... you recognize yourself in three or more things on this list.
You are probably too obsessed with comic books when....
... your weekly comic pile is taller than your nightstand.
... you spend more on collecting supplies than you do on personal hygiene products.
... every time you enter the door to your home, you shout "Titans Together!"
... you don't notice your girlfriend has left you until you try to compare her to Rogue.
... you don't notice your boyfriend has left you until you try to compare him to Cyclops.
... you insist that all your relatives address your mail "Let's Rap with Cap!" in care of your mailing address.
... you have a room in your home called "The Holy Shrine" and another called "The Holy Shrine Annex".
... The DMV refuses your request to add more spaces to license plates so you can spell out "Wolverine".
... your landlord refuses to take a mint copy of The Incredible Hulk #181 as payment for the back rent you owe him.
... your ex-wife refuses to take a mint copy of Amazing Spider-man #129 as an alimony payment.
... for the fifth Halloween in a row you go out dressed as Death despite going through childbirth and gaining 60 pounds.
... you forgot to file your income taxes because you were too busy writing a critique of the "Daredevil - The Movie" and its' comic adaptation.
... your still wear your Batman Underoos at age 45.
... you write to DC Comics asking them to give Superman a "beer gut".
... you start a letter writing campaign demanding Marvel Comics give Thor a mullet.
... you go out collecting aluminum cans for money to buy more comics.
... you sell plasma for more money to buy comics.
... you've written fanfic that features characters from 12 or more different comic companies.
... you've written fanfic that features 12 or more characters from underground/alternative/independent comics.
... you've written fanfic that turns underground/alternative characters in to mutants.
... you want to beat the writer of this list senseless.
... you recognize yourself in three or more things on this list.
