Digtal Underground: Humpty Dance

All right stop what you're doin
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that you're used to
I look funny
but yo I'm makin money see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me

Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down my the underground
I'll drink up all the Hennesey
ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself

My name is Humpty pronounced with the "umpty"
yo ladies oh how I like to funk thee
and all the rappers in the top 10
please allow me to bump thee
I'm stepping tall y'all
and just like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
straight gangster mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl
come here are ya ticklish

Yeah I called you fat
look at me I'm skinny
it never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
allow me to amaze thee
they say I'm ugly
but it just don't phase me

I'm still gettin' in the girls pants
and I even got my own dance

The Humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump

People say yo humpty
you're really funny lookin'
that's alright cause I get things cookin'
you stare
you glare
you constanly try to compare me
but you can't get near me
I'm given more see and on the floor
Ball the girls they adore me
oh yes ladies

I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose
will tickle your rear
my nose is biguh
uh I'm not ashamed
thick like a pickle

I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies
you know I'm in charge
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large

I get stupid
I'll shoot an arrow like Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin like Luke did
I sang on Dowhatchalike
and if you missed it

I'm the one who said just grab him in the biscuits
also told you that I like to bite
well yeah
I guess it's obvious
I also like to write
all ya had to do
was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance

The Humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump

Breakdown

Now that I told y'all a litte bit about my self
lemme tell ya a little bit 'bout this dance
it's really easy to do check it out

First I limp to the side like my legs was broken
shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' crazy wack
funky people say
"You look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty!"

that's alright cause my body's in motion
it's 'sposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
anyone can play this game

this is my dance y'all
Humpty Hump's my name
no two people will do it the same
you got it down when you appear to be in pain.

Humpin' Funkin' Jumpin'
dig around shakin' your rump
and when a doo doo chump punk points a finger
like a (?)stunt(?)tell him step off
I'm doin' the hump

The Humpty dance
here's your chance
to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump