If You Want a Promotion at Work, don't expect help from these books....

1. Who Dropped My Soap?
2. Management, Reality and You: The Three Way Dance.
3. Leadership Apathy, Making It Pay Off In the Workplace.
4. Embrace the Inertia: Successful Change Management.
5. K-Y Jelly: the Quintessential Office Supply.
6. Sexual Harassment Techniques for 21st Century Achievement.
7. Welcome to the Board, Now Fetch Me Some Coffee.
8. Bad Girls in the Boardroom, Nice Girls on Their Knees: A Modern Guide to Accepting the Accomplishments of Women in the Office.
9. The Idiot’s Guide to Employee Monitoring.
10. 1001 Uses for Spy Cameras in the Office Ladies Room.
11. Sexual Harassment for Dummies.
12. Practical Ventriloquism for Interviews.
13. Blackmail: Your Way into a New Career.
14. What’s in it for me? A Field Guide for Giving Employee Appraisals and Reviews.
15. Everything I Needed to Know about Office Politics, I Learned from Watching Professional Wrestling.
16. A Hooker for the Boss: The Best Holiday Presents for You to Give at Holiday Parties.
17. Hold Your Liquor: Applying the Laffer Curve to Office Booze Consumption.
18. Spread ‘Em! Entry Level Office Security.
19. I’m Telling Dad! Working for Family Owned Businesses.
20. But Tuesday is a Holiday for My Religion.